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Old Lady's Hotel Bill
Date: 2011-04-10T08:43:49.950
Author: Unknown
Editor note: Hotel managers meet all kinds ... including little ole ladies.
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The Seniors are at it again:
The Hotel Bill
An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant
birthday by staying overnight in one of Chicago 's most expensive hotel.
When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for
$250.00.
She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice
hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight
stop without even breakfast."
The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on
speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel
has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available
for use."
'But I didn't use them," she said.
''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel
shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from New
York , Los Angeles , and Las Vegas performing here," the Manager said.
"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.
Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use
it!"
The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to
the Manager.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. " But madam, this
check is only made out for $50.00." '
'That's correct. I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."
Don't mess with Senior Citizens
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