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"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"
Date: 2011-03-03T10:01:51.473
Author: Unknown
Editor note: Gee ... I've witnessed this first hand with Porkpie ... had to go get her a newspaper if one wasn't there and then she'd call them and let'em have it.
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This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors, and to all of you who will become seniors.
"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY". There was quite and long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, "Well, shit, that explains why no one was at church today."
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